Sunday service times

Each of our team churches meets for Christian worship on Sunday mornings. 

St Ninian's and St Andrew's on Chanterlands Avenue, Hull, gathers at 9.30a.m.

Zion URC on Hallgate in Cottingham, meets at 10.00a.m.

Christ Church on Main Street in Swanland meets at 10.30a.m. 

Worship in these churches is broadly traditional in style, our teaching draws on the liberal tradition. 

 Just a thought

“No wonder the doctrine of the Trinity is inexplicable, seeing that the nature of God is incomprehensible. Our faith must assent to what our reason cannot comprehend, otherwise we can never be Christians.” 

Francis Crawford Burkitt (1864 – 1935) English theologian / Professor of Divinity at Cambridge University

Smile a while - 

 Notes to the rural milkman 

"Dear Milkman, I've just had a baby, please leave another one." 

"Please leave an extra pint of paralysed milk." 

"Please don't leave any more milk. All they do is drink it" 

"Milkman please close the gate behind you because the birds keep pecking the tops off the milk." 

"Sorry not to have paid your bill before, but my wife had a baby and I've been carrying it around in my pocket for weeks." 

"Sorry about yesterdays note. I didn't mean one egg and a dozen pints, but the other way round." 

"When you leave my milk knock on my bedroom window and wake me because I want you to give me a hand to turn the mattress." 

"Please knock. My television's broken down and I missed last nights Emmerdale, If you saw it, will you tell me what happened."

 "My daughter says she wants a milkshake. Do you do it before you deliver or do I have to shake the bottle." 

"Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and did not know about it until a neighbour told me." 

"Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it." 

"From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between, except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don't want any.” 

"My back door is open. Please put milk in 'fridge, get money out of cup in drawer and leave change on kitchen table, We're playing bingo tonight." 

"Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow, for I wrote this note yesterday...or is it today?"

 "When you come with the milk please put the coal on the boiler, let dog out and put newspaper inside the screen door. PS. Don't leave any milk." 

"Please do not leave milk at No.14 as he is dead until further notice."  

Milkman notes supplied by a genuine rural milkman. The Pheasant Inn, Harmby, Wensleydale